What To Wear For The Apocalypse May 21, 2011: The Fashionista Perfumista Survival Guide

It’s all over the papers and the cable news: the End of the WorldTM as we know it is beginning tomorrow (Saturday, 21 May 2011) at 1800h in your local time zone; with The Rapture. Hush, children. I just relay the news. I don’t make it or write it.

There are some Facebook groups set up and postings on some perfume bulletin boards all asking “What does one wear to ‘Rapture’?” Even the American Centers for Disease Control is using it as a hook to promote emergency planning though I think they’re confusing two different scenarios: (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp).

The big question for fashionistas and perfumistas is what to wear, after all you’ll be wearing it a long time. Well, we’re here to help (with a little assist from mum who’s always willing to play). So- in no particular order and with no descriptions or comment whatsoever (maybe a short aside here and there) here are some thoughts for a fragrant cataclysm.

By Killian – A Taste of Heaven

Avon – Rapture (Victoria Secret and BPAL have their own)

Parfums DelRae – Eau Illuminee

Parfums DelRae – Coup de Foudre

Parfums DelRae – Mythique (for the doubters)

L’Artisan Parfumeur – Passage d’Enfer (This one’s mentioned a lot. One wonders….)

Caron – Coup de Fouet

Givenchy – Ange ou Demon

Helena Rubenstein – Heaven Sent

Avon – Timeless

Avon – Occur! (Note the exclamation point.)

Gap – Om (A little calm’s always a good thing when facing zombies.)

Thierry Mugler – Angel

Calvin Klein – Escape

Bond #9 – Scent of Peace

Helena Rubenstein – Bonne Chance (Got to love it!)

Miller Harris – l’Air de Rien

BPAL – Good; Evil; Penitence; Thunder and Blazes, Tears, Idle Tears; and Oblivion (They must know something that I don’t.)

(Now all I need are lips. Lipstick Queen’s Wine, but will it be the Saint or Sinner version?)

Oh, and remind the kids they should still get their chores done and it may be a really good time to tell someone “I love you.” Just in case.

Mary Beth Devine, Contributor

Editor’s Note: Just having a little fun with the doomsday prediction. I expect we’ll all be here come 6:01 PM tomorrow night.

Art direction EIC Michelyn Camen…

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10 comments

  • Must add STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN to the list  (Killian)……….
    see ya tomorrow 😉

  • Thank you for the idea!!! I should definitely find my Victoria's Secret Rapture and see if I still like it (I used to many years ago).

  • Ambrosia. I don’t think Christians believe in goddesses I am not sure If Jewish people believe in Hell we know Buddhists believe in reincarnation. carfeul of zombies

  • And shall we not forget Eternity, Calvin Klein..I'm thinking this one is a sign from God 😉

  • Mary Beth says:

    Ragna, how could I have forgotten Eternity? It just proves that this is what happens when you're working off the top of your head or by the seat of your pants.

  • I'm actually a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Waiting for his noodliness to have the final word sometime today…

  • I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of vintage Heaven Sent. I had a babysitter that wore it and I haven't sniffed it since but I remember thinking she was so cool and "womanly" in her perfume!